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I like Pattie Curran. I agree it is time to replace some top Rebublicans. She is running for congress in NC.

I put my money where my mouth is. I encourage you to do the same.

Please take a look at her web site. Click here.

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If Kim Davis had been on the opposite end of the conflict and stood for "gay rights," refusing to obey a law that
she felt discriminated against them, she would be praised from coast to coast.

Now it is time to laugh a little.

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckian, Tennesseans, North Carolinians and
West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES' and/or 'REDNECKS". You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore, HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's TROUSER CLEAVAGE.

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Today, I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. I went horseback riding.
Everything was going fine until the horse starts bouncing out of control.
I tried with all my might to hang on but was thrown off! Just when things could not
possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in the stirrup and I fell head first to the ground.
My head continued to bounce harder as the horse didn't stop or even slow down!!!
Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness the
Wal-mart manager came and unplugged it ... hate when that happens.

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The below will make a lot of Baptists laugh. I hope.

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas,
walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Beer. He sits in the back of the room,
drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is an Airborne Ranger, the other is
a Navy Seal, both serving overseas somewhere.
When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember
the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round,
the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains .
"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
"Hasn't affected my brothers though..."

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A woman decides she’s going to mail her Christmas cards, but she doesn’t have enough stamps.

She goes to the local post office and heads inside to wait in line for her turn.

When it’s her turn to head to the counter, she informs the postal service man she’d

like some stamps so she can mail her cards.

“What denomination?” the postal service man asks the woman. “Oh good heavens!

What has the world come to these days?” she says in outrage.

When the postal service man looks at her funny she says,

“I’ll take 50 Catholic and 50 Baptist stamps.”

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Thanks to Cuz Sue Hollin for this item. Why cheap labor ain't so cheap. Click here.It is worse a year later.

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Now that I have hacked off Liberals, baby murderers, some Baptists, blonds, plumbers and many others,
it is time for me to stop writing and go to church.

By the way, I am Baptist. Pray for me.

Larry in New Orleans

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